Ok, let me get this straight: You're cupcakes; And you're also puppies. YOU HAVE SOME FUCKING NERVE. You just HAD to find a way to combine two of my most favorite things in life. You just COULDN'T FUCKING HELP YOURSELVES, could you? And, ok, I get it, you guys are friends. You're just a group of cute-ass, different colored puppy-cakes on fucking LEASHES, hanging out on a plate, no big deal, like this is the Small-World-After-All ride at Disneyworld or some shit. Oh, don't look so surprised, beady-eyes. You don't fool me for a second. Might I ask, why the hell is the white puppy in the front? COINCIDENCE? I think not. Which leads me to my third(?) and final conclusion that puppy-cakes are as evil and racist as they are adorable and (most likely) delicious.

Ok and for anyone just joining us, this is the maiden voyage post of "Fuck You, Cupcake," and obvious rip-off (but isn't it the sincerest form of flattery?) of the infamous and brilliant "Fuck You, Penguin." Their goal is to tell cute animals what's what...ours is to tell all that amazing looking food out there, tempting us day in and day out, how much we DON'T at all want to eat it even a little bit.