Alright kids, it's been over 2 years...and I'm getting back on the "fuck you, delicious food" train because Rice Krispy Treats are ruining my life. I don't know if you've seen the pre-packaged, Snap, Krackle and Pop version recently but it is a HOSS and when my office invested in a crate of them this week JUST TO TORTURE ME, I discovered that Kellogg decided it'd be "fun" to add "25% MORE!" to each brick of "I don't give a shit about my thighs, to hell with them!"
My anger may be misdirected but I'm halfway through my 2nd quarter-pounder-with-marshmallows of the day (did I have one immediately following breakfast, sitting at my desk? Indeed I did, children. Indeed I did), and I can tell you I do NOT need that extra 25% and those elves are NOT doing me any favors. They are in it to win it and they are fucking SHARKS.
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